i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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