so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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