nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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