Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
