You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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