About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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