a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
This house was built for laser tag.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Randomize
