This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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