Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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