Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wanna go halves on a baby?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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