her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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