Whod you bang
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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