fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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