Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
tell me about the fingering
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