So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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