This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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