Where did you get a picture of my penis
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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