That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
pray to the hookup gods
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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