i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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