You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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