New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize