i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.