I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
why is there glitter IN my vagina????