That's intense
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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