They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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