Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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