My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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