ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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