I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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