my being single is dangerous.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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