well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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