Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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