Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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