i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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