I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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