fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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