when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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