i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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