Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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