3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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