doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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