Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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