we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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