normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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