Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
How does it feel to date your dad?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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