whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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