What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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