Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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