i just google imaged poop.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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