I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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