The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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