my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize