Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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