It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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